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Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet

Virginia State Constitution: Article 1; Section 13
That a well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state, therefore, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed; that standing armies, in time of peace, should be avoided as dangerous to liberty; and that in all cases the military should be under strict subordination to, and governed by, the civil power.

Alabama State Constitution: Article 1: Section 26
That every Citizen has a right to bear arms in defense of himself and the State.

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Happy Independents Day!

It's the "Drink beer and blow shit up" Holiday.

My favorite.


P.S. - I'm flying the Confederate National Flag on my porch today. Think anyone around here notices?

Friday, July 3, 2015

Go Caleb!

Caleb, over at Gun Nuts Media has gone and signed up with the most powerful force on the face of this planet.

That's right.

He joined the Air Force.

I shared with him the three rules:

1) Volunteer for everything
2) Don't whine when it's crappy
3) Never back down from Jarheads

If he follows those rules, he'll have an exciting and fulfilling career.

Good luck Caleb.



P.S. - Is it just me, or did the whole story about Greece's economy collapsing just disappear from all the mainstream news?

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Okay...Here We Go


After I said I don't like to follow breaking news stories.

A former CNN newsie chick is travelling with her Dysfunctional Veteran husband, when some twit with poor victim selection skillz decides he's going to force his way into their hotel room and rob them at gunpoint.


I wish I could have been there for you, Chuck de Caro. You seem to have handled it pretty well on your own, despite a few "flesh wounds".

Chuck took two in the gut and one in the leg while trading lead punctuated opinions with the aforementioned D-bag.
I don't blame him.
If I was standing naked in a hotel room with her, I'd be giving it everything I had to stomp the shit out of anyone who tried some shit like that.

I think Chuck deserves a nomination for Badass of the Week.

“I was determined to save my dream girl’s life — even if it cost my own,” he told The Post, adding that his injuries “hurt like hell.”

You Go Chuck. Show them what an Air Force Academy Grad can do.

My cockles have been warmed.

Monday, June 29, 2015


I'm stuck in Mississippi for a couple days.

The land of 20th Century internet.

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Sunday morning sleep-in #140

Got popcorn handy?

I know I just said that I don't post about breaking news much, but...

This week the rent comes due for Greece.
Given the current state of the economy here in the U.S., this is one I've been watching closely. It's going to be a very interesting week in the European Union.


In some strange way, THIS gives me hope.

If even liberal, progressive weirdos (I mean that in a nice way, Katy. Nothing but love for you.) are starting to catch a glimpse of the man woman behind the curtain, there is still hope.

As usual, Katy brings the truth in the comments.

"Right now, far as I can tell, the only thing the Democrats really have going for them for 2016 is... well, the Republicans running for President."

Now I've gone and done it.

I've spent my sunny Sunday morning tippy tapping away on my keyboard while enduring the pain of my shriveled little, Right Wing Fascist, Warmongering heart breaking.

I'm going to go mow the lawn now.

Chasing cute little chipmunks with the mower screaming "GET OFF MY LAWN" will put me back in a good mood.


Saturday, June 27, 2015

Saturday Morning Coffee #160

The Pup has an addiction to electrical cords.

Looks like he joined the "One Step" Program for a cure.
Hee Hee I tried to explain to him how GFCIs work, but I don't think he's interested in anything with a power cord attached anymore...

until he forgets...

Of course Miss B is ecstatic over the whole gay marriage thing.

Someone in a courtroom somewhere has decided that gay people should be "allowed" to be married...

I think she fails to see the irony...

Yes, it's true. I tend to ignore the latest "Breaking News" here on the blog.
I've found that trying to write down my thoughts on some dickhead shooting a bunch of people, or whether or not he did it because he was waving some flag or other, tends to bring my inner MSgt to the surface.

Jenny "The Bloggess" Lawson puts it best.

...I don’t have to tell you that Nazis are bad and mass murderers are fuckheads and that racism is bullshit and suicide should be avoided and rape is shitty and water is wet and cats will scratch you if given enough time. This is all common sense. If I have to say this out loud for you to get those things then you are in the wrong place. 

So I'm trying this whole new "Breath deep, relax and be at peace" attitude. Sort of like a Zen thing.

Next thing you know, I'll be rubbing crystals on my bellybutton and chanting some nonsense.