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Virginia State Constitution: Article 1; Section 13
That a well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state, therefore, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed; that standing armies, in time of peace, should be avoided as dangerous to liberty; and that in all cases the military should be under strict subordination to, and governed by, the civil power.

Alabama State Constitution: Article 1: Section 26
That every Citizen has a right to bear arms in defense of himself and the State.
Showing posts with label John Riggins. Show all posts
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Saturday, December 22, 2012

Saturday Morning Coffee #44


John "The Diesel" Riggins.

Famous for getting drunk enough to hit on Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor.


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While our president forms a Gun Control commission, and spouts words like "meaningful", "reasonable" and "concerned" from the podium, American citizens are buying up guns at a truly amazing rate. More than we've ever seen before.

Just what does that say about trust in government?

It says enough to make me wonder how obama ever got elected in the first place.

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Go home Santa, you're drunk...



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I'm writing a new Christmas carol. (Sung to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer)

Santa looks hungover every day now
He keeps a bottle of Jack stashed in his sleigh
When he gets drunk, he likes to diddle his reindeer
Mrs Claus got a restraining order and a new boyfriend.

Okay, the last line doesn't fit at all. Can I get some help here?
I totally suck at writing music and poetry.

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Inappropriate humor (just in case the Santa song wasn't enough) in 3...2...