Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet.

Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet

Virginia State Constitution: Article 1; Section 13
That a well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state, therefore, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed; that standing armies, in time of peace, should be avoided as dangerous to liberty; and that in all cases the military should be under strict subordination to, and governed by, the civil power.

Alabama State Constitution: Article 1: Section 26
That every Citizen has a right to bear arms in defense of himself and the State.

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Sunday morning sleep-in #62

I should just quit blogging at this point.

The internets have been won, for all time.

Well played, Erin Palette. Well played.

P.S. - Brother, if you think this gets you out of the bikini/cheesecake pics, you're wrong. This is the internet.
          Pics Motherfucker!


Mcafee's at it again.

You can have a bunch of raw video footage to do what you would like with it.
You just have to promise him your first-born, or something like that.

When I grow up, I wanna be John McAfee.

The Easy Button.

I ditched the Bug-A-Salt idea, and went with the earrings for Mrs B's birthday.
In my defense, ever since she got her hair cut short, she's been "mentioning" what a shame it is she doesn't have nice earrings to show off.

I have never been really good at "hints" and such, but eventually I got the idea.
She didn't even have to resort to a sign hanging around her neck reading, "Wouldn't this face look better framed by a pair of 14kt gold hoops?"

I must be improving...

Thanks for all the great gift suggestions on yesterday's post, especially the "pewter dragon from a truck stop" and the "bottle of 16 year-old Scotch".
You guys are so fucked up. Don't ever change.

I went ahead and bought the Bug-A-Salt for myself.

Inappropriate Humor in 3...2...


RabidAlien said...

Always happy to lend a helping hand!

Old NFO said...

LOL, probably a 'smart' choice, and tell her I said Happy 29th! :-)

Erin Palette said...

Thanks for the internets, MSgt B! :D

But don't call me "brother"... sister, if you please. ;)

MSgt B said...

Ha Ha

Okay. All respect.
You've got a set of big brass ones, sister.

Jeez. Pure gold. I just can't stop...

Erin Palette said...

LOL. That one, I'm okay with... ;)

Much love.