Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet.

Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet

Virginia State Constitution: Article 1; Section 13
That a well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state, therefore, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed; that standing armies, in time of peace, should be avoided as dangerous to liberty; and that in all cases the military should be under strict subordination to, and governed by, the civil power.

Alabama State Constitution: Article 1: Section 26
That every Citizen has a right to bear arms in defense of himself and the State.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Saturday Morning Coffee #47

Stuff that has to go to the dump:

The old couch still in the living room.
     - Should have gone a year ago, but damn if it's not the most comfortable couch to sleep on.

The "spool" table in the backyard by the horseshoe stakes.
     - "Too redneck" according to Mrs B.

The pieces of what's left of the rolltop desk busted in the last move.
     - Yeah. You read that right. Been sitting in the basement since we moved here. Color me lazy.

The punky rotted pine logs at the back of the woodpile.
     - We're actually moving the rest of the woodpile with us when we go. No way am I leaving a half-cord of good firewood behind. That rotten stuff's not even good for an outdoor pit.

Aside from a few trips to the dump, I'll spend the day cleaning windows and shit. Just back from Knoxville last night. I have one day for chores, then I'm off to Morgantown WV tomorrow.

Inappropriate humor in 3...2...


Coffeypot said...

That spool table is so functional and so hip for a backyard gathering. Tell Mrs. B that when House and Home Beautiful magazine showes you will throw a dainty tablecloth over it. And that poor girl in the first would think that with a body like that she would make enough money to buy a shirt that fits. Hand-me-downs can only be used for so long.

Old NFO said...

LOL, and how does one 'know' the couch is comfortable for sleeping??? :-P And yeah, cleaning is coming, it IS almost Spring!

ProudHillbilly said...

Is Mrs b making you sleep on aforementioned couch?

MSgt B said...

Coffey - I gave it a shot, but really, I don't want to load it in the moving van with the rest of our stuff.

Old NFO & Hillbilly - I only end up on the couch when I spend too much on GUNS.

A Girl and Her Gun said...

You have serious issues my friend:)

MSgt B said...

A Girl - Inorite? Just look at the people I hang out with...