Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet.

Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet

Virginia State Constitution: Article 1; Section 13
That a well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state, therefore, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed; that standing armies, in time of peace, should be avoided as dangerous to liberty; and that in all cases the military should be under strict subordination to, and governed by, the civil power.

Alabama State Constitution: Article 1: Section 26
That every Citizen has a right to bear arms in defense of himself and the State.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Hump Day Rule 5 - Danica Patrick


Murphy's Law said...

I quote the great Yoda when I say:

"Hit it, I would. Mmmmmmm...."

Coffeypot said...

I have a hot-rod she can handle.

john said...

Granted, except for that stupid tattoo, she's a darn attractive girl. BUT...if she had a penis, she couldn't BUY a ride in a go kart. Pure marketing. [while hundreds of talented, real racers give up due to lack of opportunities]

Jess said...

She's a little thin....but not too thin.

Old NFO said...

Only problem is, she's more macho than you are MSgt... :-)

TurtleBurt said...

She just filed for divorce this week. Available she is.

riverrider said...

dif subject....somebody just plastered the prez's limo with a great big HOPLITE MOLON LABE sticker, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!was that a warning?

MSgt B said...

Murphy's Law - Agreed.

Coffey - Hey! That's my line.

John - True, but I'm falling for it anyway. Here's to hoping our local boy, Hamlin, gets the prize next year.

Jess - I like the fact that she doesn't have the usual set of fake boobs.

Old NFO - LOL You're a dick.

TurtleBurt - I guess all those love letters I've been writing her finally worked.

riverider - I call B.S.. Anyone trying to slap something on the prez's limo would be dogpiled in a heartbeat.

riverrider said...

see for y'self, its online.if its afake, its agood fake.

Old NFO said...

Gotcha... :-P

Brigid said...

I have to side with John, if she didn't market her bod so much we'd be going "who?" right now.