This is where I talk about a crusty old retired military guy trying to come to terms with the world
Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet.
Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet
Virginia State Constitution: Article 1; Section 13 That a well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state, therefore, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed; that standing armies, in time of peace, should be avoided as dangerous to liberty; and that in all cases the military should be under strict subordination to, and governed by, the civil power.
Thursday, January 17, 2013
False Advertising
It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my
Universal Remote Control
did not, in fact, control the universe.
(Not even remotely.)
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Supposed to get some snow tonight.
My wife got very upset with me because I was running my hands up and down her body and she got turned on until I asked her if she had the remote control on her side of the bed. I guess she didn't want to watch Jay Leno last night.
5 comments:
Oh, that's a good one...hands in his own pocket. Well done.
My wife got very upset with me because I was running my hands up and down her body and she got turned on until I asked her if she had the remote control on her side of the bed. I guess she didn't want to watch Jay Leno last night.
I not much if any will fall in my area:(
LOL, you're gonna be in trouble...
Stephen - Thanks.
Coffey - LOL Good one.
A Girl - Turned out to be nothing.
Old NFO - When am I not?
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