Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet.

Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet

Virginia State Constitution: Article 1; Section 13
That a well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state, therefore, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed; that standing armies, in time of peace, should be avoided as dangerous to liberty; and that in all cases the military should be under strict subordination to, and governed by, the civil power.

Alabama State Constitution: Article 1: Section 26
That every Citizen has a right to bear arms in defense of himself and the State.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

False Advertising

It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my

Universal Remote Control

did not, in fact, control the universe.

(Not even remotely.)

Supposed to get some snow tonight.


Stephen said...

Oh, that's a good one...hands in his own pocket. Well done.

Coffeypot said...

My wife got very upset with me because I was running my hands up and down her body and she got turned on until I asked her if she had the remote control on her side of the bed. I guess she didn't want to watch Jay Leno last night.

A Girl and Her Gun said...

I not much if any will fall in my area:(

Old NFO said...

LOL, you're gonna be in trouble...

MSgt B said...

Stephen - Thanks.

Coffey - LOL Good one.

A Girl - Turned out to be nothing.

Old NFO - When am I not?