Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet.

Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet

Virginia State Constitution: Article 1; Section 13
That a well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state, therefore, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed; that standing armies, in time of peace, should be avoided as dangerous to liberty; and that in all cases the military should be under strict subordination to, and governed by, the civil power.

Alabama State Constitution: Article 1: Section 26
That every Citizen has a right to bear arms in defense of himself and the State.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Executive Order my Sweet Patooty

"I gottcher ezectiv order right here!" *grabs crotch*


Knoxville is grand.

Kudos to "Leigh in Knoxville" for her comment HERE.

They have a storefront not 3 miles from my hotel.  Shinies and baubles galore!  The wimminfolk will be pleased.


Didn't I say I was going to stop blogging every day?


Jess said...

Yeah. While they're at it, make burglary, armed robbery, fraud, embezzlement, rape, and ignorance illegal, too.

Problems solved.

Coffeypot said...

Not blogging everyday...I admire how you make a plan and stick to it.

Leigh said...

Glad I could help. Wimmens like the shiny

MSgt B said...

Jess - You can't make ignorance illegal. There's not enough jails.

Coffey - Heh. Yeah.

Leigh - Thanks again. Very nice town you've got here.