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Virginia State Constitution: Article 1; Section 13
That a well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state, therefore, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed; that standing armies, in time of peace, should be avoided as dangerous to liberty; and that in all cases the military should be under strict subordination to, and governed by, the civil power.

Alabama State Constitution: Article 1: Section 26
That every Citizen has a right to bear arms in defense of himself and the State.

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Sunday morning sleep-in #31

The secret to Life, the Universe and Everything....

Have a long enough pipe for proper reaction time.

(69% of comments will be a double entendre reference to that statement)



You know damn well I'm trying that recipe out.

(Who wants to bet Brigid's already made it?)

So I head out yesterday for my semi-monthly trip to the adult liquid refreshment store on Quantico.

Christmas? Did someone say something about Christmas?  *facepalm*

Northbound 95

Southbound 95

See the difference?  Me neither.

After the adult beverages were loaded up, I spent ten minutes driving in circles in the BX/Commissary parking lot until I gave up and headed back to Fredburg. I pared the shopping list down to bare essentials, and stopped at Wal Mart for milk, bacon, cheese and soup.

That does it. I'm staying close to home for the next few days. Maybe this "Holiday Cheer" stuff will blow over.


Pawpaw said...

Hell, that ain't traffic! Not on I95. I've seen traffic worse than that in the KMart parking lot. (And a deputy was writing tickets there yesterday.)

Coffeypot said...

I've never seen I-95 around DC any other way. And the "(69% of comments will be a double entendre reference to that statement)" are assuming that there would be a desire to please someone else. What a concept. Dose it work?

Broken Andy said...

"(69% of comments will be a double entendre reference to that statement)"

Let's be honest here... you weren't exactly seeking out high-brow responses. And that's why we keep reading this blog...

agirlandhergun said...

A very thought out and deeply moving reply from Anon:)

MSgt B said...

PawPaw - Comparing traffic stories is almost as good as comparing scars. (I wonder which deputy was writing tickets? Hmmm?)

Coffey - Rarely.

Andy - Ha Ha True.

A Girl - Kinda sad, when some of the best comments I get are from a bot.

Old NFO said...

You 'only' get what you ask for... :-P