Have a long enough pipe for proper reaction time.
(69% of comments will be a double entendre reference to that statement)
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BACON BRITTLE
You know damn well I'm trying that recipe out.
(Who wants to bet Brigid's already made it?)
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So I head out yesterday for my semi-monthly trip to the adult liquid refreshment store on Quantico.
Christmas? Did someone say something about Christmas? *facepalm*
Northbound 95
Southbound 95
See the difference? Me neither.
After the adult beverages were loaded up, I spent ten minutes driving in circles in the BX/Commissary parking lot until I gave up and headed back to Fredburg. I pared the shopping list down to bare essentials, and stopped at Wal Mart for milk, bacon, cheese and soup.
That does it. I'm staying close to home for the next few days. Maybe this "Holiday Cheer" stuff will blow over.
6 comments:
Hell, that ain't traffic! Not on I95. I've seen traffic worse than that in the KMart parking lot. (And a deputy was writing tickets there yesterday.)
I've never seen I-95 around DC any other way. And the "(69% of comments will be a double entendre reference to that statement)" comment...you are assuming that there would be a desire to please someone else. What a concept. Dose it work?
"(69% of comments will be a double entendre reference to that statement)"
Let's be honest here... you weren't exactly seeking out high-brow responses. And that's why we keep reading this blog...
A very thought out and deeply moving reply from Anon:)
PawPaw - Comparing traffic stories is almost as good as comparing scars. (I wonder which deputy was writing tickets? Hmmm?)
Coffey - Rarely.
Andy - Ha Ha True.
A Girl - Kinda sad, when some of the best comments I get are from a bot.
You 'only' get what you ask for... :-P
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