John "The Diesel" Riggins.
Famous for getting drunk enough to hit on Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor.
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While our president forms a Gun Control commission, and spouts words like "meaningful", "reasonable" and "concerned" from the podium, American citizens are buying up guns at a truly amazing rate. More than we've ever seen before.
Just what does that say about trust in government?
It says enough to make me wonder how obama ever got elected in the first place.
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Go home Santa, you're drunk...
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I'm writing a new Christmas carol. (Sung to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer)
Santa looks hungover every day now
He keeps a bottle of Jack stashed in his sleigh
When he gets drunk, he likes to diddle his reindeer
Mrs Claus got a restraining order and a new boyfriend.
Okay, the last line doesn't fit at all. Can I get some help here?
I totally suck at writing music and poetry.
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Inappropriate humor (just in case the Santa song wasn't enough) in 3...2...
5 comments:
The last one is a WINNAH! :-)
I didn't think there was that much whisky.
How about a feeble attempt"
Santa looks hung over every day now
‘Cause he keeps a bottle of Jack stashed in his sleigh.
When he gets drunk he diddles his reindeer, and how.
And Mrs Clause got a restraining order just the other day.
I'm the 69%. Kind of like a teen boy that way.
Careful how you respond...:)
Old NFO - And I can't round up the energy to do even that much to the outside of my house.
Zdog - Riggo sure could put it away. He was at the National Press Cub dinner in D.C.. He was hitting on Sandra, then curled up under the table and went to sleep. No shit.
Coffey - I think I'm going to have to get rid of "restraining order" completely. Too many syllables.
A Girl - I...would...respond...if...I...could...just...stop...laughing.
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