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Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet

Virginia State Constitution: Article 1; Section 13
That a well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state, therefore, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed; that standing armies, in time of peace, should be avoided as dangerous to liberty; and that in all cases the military should be under strict subordination to, and governed by, the civil power.

Alabama State Constitution: Article 1: Section 26
That every Citizen has a right to bear arms in defense of himself and the State.

Monday, November 19, 2012

Monday Grglrbrglhmmph

Man, I gotta get my ass on the road by six.

We had some abso-fucking-lutely awesome seats at the Redskins game. Ten rows up from the field. We went with Jason and his smokin' hot wife.

Awesome seats.

(All the neighbors loved him. He kept giving away little shooter bottles of Jim Beam.)
Jason's smokin' hot wife.
(Hint: She's not wearing a top hat.)

We won the game 31-6 over the Eagles, so we were singing this tune a lot.


The girls had some very nice dance routines, and their outfits were perfect.

They did the cutest little dance number to "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy", and they were wearing little military uniform outfits. It was an inspiring tribute to our troops.
I felt swelled up with pride. (Swelled up with something, anyway.)


Oh yeah, and some guys went out on the field and threw a ball around. That was cool too.


Jess said...

They could be wearing tow sacks and their outfits would still look perfect.

agirlandhergun said...

Glad you all had fun!

Larry said...

Sounds like fun!

Well, except for that whole "Redskins" thing...

AJD said...

As an Eagles fan, I'd like to point out that for the rest of the season I'm rooting for good draft picks for whoever replaces Andy Reid.

Coffeypot said...

I always watch the football game and pay very little attention to the cheerleaders...especially the blond with the 38D's or the redhead with the Kardashian butt. Not even the one with the freckle on her nose...damn binoculars, fogged up on me.

MSgt B said...

Jess - Bingo!

A Girl - It was a blast. Except the part where Mrs B kept punching me in the arm for taking pictures of the cheerleaders.

Larry - Don't be jealous...

AJD - Yeah, Everyone is saying Andy's going to be looking for a job at the end of the season.

Coffey - LOL

Old NFO said...

Now if it had been Skins-Cowboys :-) I'm too old to go through that drill anymore, but it IS fun every once in a while! Glad you enjoyed it!

AJD said...

Old NFO - you just mentioned (indirectly) my second favorite NFL team: ANY team beating up on the Dullest Cowpokes