We had some abso-fucking-lutely awesome seats at the Redskins game. Ten rows up from the field. We went with Jason and his smokin' hot wife.
(All the neighbors loved him. He kept giving away little shooter bottles of Jim Beam.)
Jason's smokin' hot wife.
(Hint: She's not wearing a top hat.)
We won the game 31-6 over the Eagles, so we were singing this tune a lot.
The girls had some very nice dance routines, and their outfits were perfect.
They did the cutest little dance number to "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy", and they were wearing little military uniform outfits. It was an inspiring tribute to our troops.
I felt swelled up with pride. (Swelled up with something, anyway.)
Oh yeah, and some guys went out on the field and threw a ball around. That was cool too.