Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet.

Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet

Virginia State Constitution: Article 1; Section 13
That a well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state, therefore, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed; that standing armies, in time of peace, should be avoided as dangerous to liberty; and that in all cases the military should be under strict subordination to, and governed by, the civil power.

Alabama State Constitution: Article 1: Section 26
That every Citizen has a right to bear arms in defense of himself and the State.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

It's important to share. Don't keep it all inside.

*yawn*

What day is it?



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Last night on The Couch Chronicles:

Mrs B - Oh my God!  Did you just scratch your balls and belch at the same time?

MSgt B - Yeah Baby, and I just finished off the leftover steak from last night.
                 Later, for an encore, I'm gonna start farting.

Mrs B - .....

MSgt B - ......

Mrs B - OH MY GOD!! YOU SAID LATER!!

MSgt B - (Watching his wife run out of the room) I didn't say how much later...


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Psssst.....
 
Just in case the one guy on the internets that hasn't heard of the Tamara Keel fundraising event happens to come by here...
 
Go over to Jay's and find out where and how to put in your $0.02 (Actually more like $5 or $10)
 
 

5 comments:

Old NFO said...

Or $25 :-) Just sayin... And I know the feeling on the dumbs... sigh

Coffeypot said...

Women just don't understand the immense pleasure a man receives from a good ball scratching and farting. It's also as important as marking our territory in the yard when we take the dogs out. At night, of course.

ProudHillbilly said...

Sent the dumbs image to my boss. Haven't had a response yet.

agirlandhergun said...

Your wife is a saint.

MSgt B said...

Old NFO - That's a nice Diamondback you threw in.

Coffey - Dood! You do that too?

Hillbilly - My boss is used to it now...

A Girl - For putting up with me.