What day is it?
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Last night on The Couch Chronicles:
Mrs B - Oh my God! Did you just scratch your balls and belch at the same time?
MSgt B - Yeah Baby, and I just finished off the leftover steak from last night.
Later, for an encore, I'm gonna start farting.
Mrs B - .....
MSgt B - ......
Mrs B - OH MY GOD!! YOU SAID LATER!!
MSgt B - (Watching his wife run out of the room) I didn't say how much later...
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Psssst.....
Just in case the one guy on the internets that hasn't heard of the Tamara Keel fundraising event happens to come by here...
Go over to Jay's and find out where and how to put in your $0.02 (Actually more like $5 or $10)
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Or $25 :-) Just sayin... And I know the feeling on the dumbs... sigh
Women just don't understand the immense pleasure a man receives from a good ball scratching and farting. It's also as important as marking our territory in the yard when we take the dogs out. At night, of course.
Sent the dumbs image to my boss. Haven't had a response yet.
Your wife is a saint.
Old NFO - That's a nice Diamondback you threw in.
Coffey - Dood! You do that too?
Hillbilly - My boss is used to it now...
A Girl - For putting up with me.
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