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Virginia State Constitution: Article 1; Section 13
That a well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state, therefore, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed; that standing armies, in time of peace, should be avoided as dangerous to liberty; and that in all cases the military should be under strict subordination to, and governed by, the civil power.

Alabama State Constitution: Article 1: Section 26
That every Citizen has a right to bear arms in defense of himself and the State.

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Saturday Morning Coffee #35

I took a look at my blog stats. (for once) The ludicrous number of hits are actually coming from the Hump Day Rule 5 post on Hayden Panettiere, they just happened to start rolling in a week later when I did the Eliza Dushku post.
Hayden's Rule 5 blog post has shot quickly up to the #1 most-viewed post on my blog EVAR.

All is right with the world.

(I wonder, do any of those boob junkies have an interest in actually reading my blog?)

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Stingray knows what Saturday Morning Coffee is all about...

"Starbucks has been the model for every hipster-filled pretentious nouveau-trendy hole in the wall with shitty parking designed only to be accessible to people who’s job consists of carrying an ipad around all day and pretending they’re worth a tin shit in a gold mine."

Seriously, go RTWT.
Makes me feel like an infidel.

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As is my custom, on the way home from work I tuned in Sean Hannity to see if I could catch a quality rant.

Sadly, Sean had slipped beyond rant, all the way over to full-blown Drama Llama. He was going on and on about how Biden was completely unhinged; Biden was having a manic episode; Biden was under the influence of some kind of drug.
ZOMG!! There's a drug-addled manic-depressive with his finger on the nuclear button!


C'mon Sean...Biden may have overplayed his part a bit, (okay, a large bit) but what he was doing in that debate was calculated. Every time he interrupted, it was because Ryan was about to make a point that he wanted to draw attention away from as quickly as possible, and he would jump in and try to do a high speed low drag segue to another topic on which he had a ready-made sound bite to spew at the cameras.
All in all, it was a vice-presidential debate. Cool your jets.

Vice-president Joe Biden.
Drug-addled manic-depressive? Probably not.
Self-righteous douchebag with worse manners than a damn twelve year old? Abso-fucking-lutely.

Oh...and congrats to Sean on his big breakout on the silver screen. I'm dying to see Part II, but since I don't do movie theaters, I won't be able to catch it until next summer.



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3 comments:

Coffeypot said...

Biden was just being a typical Democrat. Have you ever heard one didn't try to over-talk their opponent? Or answer a simple yes or no question? They can't do it. In any debate they are loud, rude, and obnoxious and, usually, make no sense.

agirlandhergun said...

Funny, I post one pic of a woman in a somewhat suggestive pose as a tribute to you and I got all kinds of crap...you do it and your some kind of hero...lol

MSgt B said...

Coffey - He certainly pulled it off well. I'm completely convinced now that most Democrats are self-righteous douchbags.

A Girl - Ha Ha. Sucks to be you! LOL