Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet.

Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet

Virginia State Constitution: Article 1; Section 13
That a well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state, therefore, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed; that standing armies, in time of peace, should be avoided as dangerous to liberty; and that in all cases the military should be under strict subordination to, and governed by, the civil power.

Alabama State Constitution: Article 1: Section 26
That every Citizen has a right to bear arms in defense of himself and the State.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

July 31st, 1975

James R. "Jimmy" Hoffa disappeared from the parking lot of the Machus Red Fox restaurant near Detroit.

His driver at the time, Marvin Elkind, has put out a book where he says Jimmy is entombed in the foundation of the GM headquarters, the Renaissance Center.

Here's a few of the other places Jimmy's body is supposed to be hidden:

The foundation of the NY Giants football stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey (What's with the mobsters and cement?)
Buried in a 100 acre gravelpit in Highland, Michigan. Owned by his brother, William.
The foundation of a public works garage in Cadillac, Michigan. (Seeing a trend?)
Under the cement botom of a swimming pool behind a mansion in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan.
Ground up and spread around in a swamp in Florida
Crushed in a car compactor at Central Sanitation Services in Hamtramck, Michigan.
Buried in a field in Waterford Township, Michigan.
Weighted with concrete blocks, and dumped in the Au Sable river in Michigan.
Disintegrated at a fat-rendering plant. (Fight Club anyone?)
Entombed under the helipad at Sheraton Savannah Resort Hotel. (Owned, at the time, by the Teamsters union)
Encased in a steel drum and buried at the Brother Moscatos garbage dump, a toxic waste site in Jersey City.



I heard from a trusted source (on the internet) that the Kennedy clan used rogue CIA hit men to snatch Jimmy and hand him over to the aliens for waterboarding with water from the Chappaquiddick river, because he was actually the second gunman on the grassy knoll. For reals.

5 comments:

Coffeypot said...

I think he is buried under the mess in my grandson's bedroom.

Old NFO said...

LOL, a bit bored this morning are we???

MSgt B said...

Coffey - I tried that joke on my son and he gave that look that let me know I was being an old fart again.

Old NFO - I wish. More like working my ass off. Summertime is a busy time for us, and with all this Florida style heat, we've been really going at it. No indication it's going to let up anytime soon.

TOTWTYTR said...

My wife promised to clean out the basement this weekend.

I'll let you know if he turns up.

MSgt B said...

Thanks Too Old!